New skill to be included in My Resume

Since I havent been writing for a while now (again.), I thought it would be better to write something light & easy. I wanted to write a biography of my dog (she's one unique dog being, you see) but thought better of it. hehe...I simply found something more interesting to write about.
Guess what?
Myself!!

hahahaahahahaha...ok, not funny.Sorry.

See, the thing is, I always thought that I have a great sense of humor, I still do! or I think I do...

Lately, I realised I've managed to take my ability to crack up bad jokes to a whole new level!

Making everyone at the table not laugh but moan at your jokes and feel a sudden cold atmosphere around the table cause no body knows how to response are really something! Right?! Ahahahaa...ok, not funny. Sorry.

You probably have your eyes rolled up to the ceiling by now but Hey! Not everybody can do what I can, you know.

Anyways,I was thinking...this can be count as a talent right?

Do you think it can be included in the resume?

Hmmm....Under "Skills and Talents"
-Ability to produce Cold Jokes anytime, anywhere to cool down any sizzling hot temperature or atmosphere. Extremely suitable to be used in places like Malaysia.

Sounds good, right?

Hahahahahaaa...C'mon, that was funny!!

No? ok...fine.